Declaration of United Nations of Warfish

Fellow warriors, fellow students of the long and distinguished history of the various valorous nations here convened, tested in battle, often victorious, and resilient in defeat; fellow brigands, pirates, ribalds, assassins; kings, chieftans, lords, elders, vice presidents; honorable allies and perfidious enemies:

Wherever we have met, we have battled. We have clashed in the colonial landscape of the Second World War; we have wrestled in 19th Century America. We have mounted attacks through the Mines of Moria; we have defended the green hills of Yoshi's Island. On the plains of Poland-Lithuania our men were slaughtered; on the rectangular states of Original Risk our men were garrotted. The blood of our fighters has run into the Gulf of Bothnia and the irradiated seas of 2250. Warfare between our respective nations is not only inevitable but is the sole purpose of our glorious lives.

We are now engaged in a everlasting struggle against savage and brutal forces seeking to subjugate the world, and or too long this glorious history has gone undocumented. No longer. I hereby create these United Nations of Warfish, dedicated to the military history of our struggles. We shall here convene to discuss, honor, accuse, and shit talk. This forum is open to any and all who would use words as well as clicks to seek victory over his or her enemies.

DONE at Hyrule Castle.

November Twenty-second, 2008