this shit is ridiculous

Recently, for the first time in known history, a ruler put a bounty on the head of an enemy. Two days ago, Hard Drive called for my destruction, offering a continent of the slayer's choosing. This immodest proposal is preposterous; I do not protest because it is outrageous on its face, but I have been urged to comment, and so I make the following reply.

Hard Drive has limited capacity. He sees only his rage, and has experienced the pain of thwarted plans. Frustrated, he calls for support. But what general would do the bidding of another, for the reward of a rented land, with eviction imminent? What free man would undertake a task only to live under terms written by another? Who among us would sacrifice not only our dignity but our freedom, for a measly continent?

Additionally, he dissed on vanilla Frosties. They're gross, but if you add Dr Pepper (like a badass), then they're good.

Don't buy these soft wares.