A Call for Unity

Brother and Sisters of the South!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I call on you to stop this infighting! While the Northerners grow stronger, we rip and tear at each others' flesh. We must prepare our region for the worst that I feel in my bones is coming.

I present these terms of the Wrighteous Peace of Turn 3387:

1) NADER: withdraw your forces from the land of Biden and the border of Bishop. Biden, show restraint with regards to NADER's soft underbelly. In return, NADER could take the fun state of Florida.

2) Bishop: attack no one who be not a Northerner. Your massive armada be scarin the landlubbers.

3) Biden: stop your constant rabblerousing. I have heard tell of your subterfuge and remind you who it was who saved your orange ass from He Who Shall Not Be Named.

With this three-point plan we shall strong against all enemies.

God damn America.

TRW