Though we have warred for countless turns, striking blows both noble and underhanded, smiting each other in unending conflicts, a disaster has struck great enough to bring all of our campaigns, battles, grudges, arms races, vendettas, and other machinations to a halt.
This is an attack of such magnitude that all nations, all tribes, should lay down their arms and pray together for an immediate and complete resolution to the situation. Let us come together in this time of crisis, stand as one against this singular threat. Be it resolved: Warfish, fix your goddamn server!!!
