Friends, I wish to come before you for a brief statement explaining my actions. It would be understandable for you to be confused, considering I appeared in this forum just one week ago to plead for peace and unity, only to days later violate the territory of my neighbor, PDBD, twice.
There are two reasons for my actions.
First, it was to save my noble friend Joe Biden. Every day, Joe rides the train from Olustee, capital of his orange empire, to Atlanta, where he has his humble home. Joe is a simple man of the people, with unquestionable honor. Had I not acted, Biden would be dead.
Second, PDBD rejected wholesale suggestions of peace. For this there must be consequences. Without consequences, international law is naught, and naught is one letter away from naughty.
I rest my case. To my other neighbors, Barr the Black-souled and Bishop the Blue-eyed, I have put no moves on you, nor do I plan to. I merely mean to cherrypick on PDBD.
With love,
Mango Jesus Superstar
Personal representative of the Reverend
3 comments:
Joe's just a lunch bucket general gone right.
You're full of crap. I said I would join the united south if Shean was on board. I wanted to make sure my eastern border was secure before I launched any campaign against the stronger northerners. But Shean never joined and the only player I had left to attack was biden. But at least I never went against my word which you Jared cannot claim. It was a punk move and I'll remember that.
"Why the heck should I pull out of Georgia?" Who mouthed those words in these ruby halls? It was your insistence in killing Biden while Nader waffled that made Southern indecision potentially fatal. A friend who would fell another Southerner is no friend at all...
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