Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Reverend Responds

Sen. Biden

The forces of holy war stand always ready for battle. We shy from no man, whether he charge from North or South.

However: I ask you to consider for the briefest of moments before you launch into what would be a disastrous attack not only for you, but also for the citizens of TN, and the South at large, our beloved homeland.

You have only just now reclaimed the warm, chewy state of GA-- your claim to which I supported, against my own interests, when you were gasping on the verge of death. My men fought and died so that you could preserve your homeland. Their tombstones are the only argument I need submit in response to the empty words of a Northerner. From the founding of this great nation, I have called for Southern unity, and lo it has brought our four hardy peoples through. I have yet breath to continue this call, for it is the last hope for each of us. Though some find my words inflammatory or appalling, my actions those of an insane relation, I offer no apologies for what I do in the name of Southern glory.

It is not my place to command my brothers to walk a certain path; only to show them, to help them, to their proper one. If it sits well with your conscience, then continue your internecine warmongering. I will pledge only to meet you soldier for soldier across the lands upon which I slayed your mortal enemy, PDBD. If not, then I ask you to walk with me to a brighter future.

God damn America.

TRW

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