We are enemies. We are friends. We are allies. We are traitors. We are all these things-- and so have we been for 363 days. Yes, my fellow leaders, we are approaching the first anniversary of the first online world domination in our glorious history.
On December 27, 2007, Gen. Rostislav declared final and ultimate victory over the forces of Pancho, CBear, southshallriseagain, and Shang Tsung. That day marked the closing shots of resistance in the last wild backlands of Australia, but also the beginning of a much larger war that continues to this day.
To commemorate this immortal day, let us declare an international holiday, Armistice Day, on which no troops be placed, commanded, or slaughtered. Let us join together in honor of that time-honored pasttime to which we have given ourselves: WAR.
December 27: Armistice Day.
On December 27, 2007, Gen. Rostislav declared final and ultimate victory over the forces of Pancho, CBear, southshallriseagain, and Shang Tsung. That day marked the closing shots of resistance in the last wild backlands of Australia, but also the beginning of a much larger war that continues to this day.
To commemorate this immortal day, let us declare an international holiday, Armistice Day, on which no troops be placed, commanded, or slaughtered. Let us join together in honor of that time-honored pasttime to which we have given ourselves: WAR.
December 27: Armistice Day.
3 comments:
Peace be with all. Merry Christmas!
Celebrating war with a day of peace - so original. let it be known that I just played wii for three hours straight and am having trouble typing. I think i have tendinitis.
Not sure if I read this...but I honor Armistice Day none the less...
What would be a good day for the day of Warfish? What month needs a good holiday? January is all set...maybe March...
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