To Biden

O Biden
You were a brother in arms
and a brother in spirit
You were a passionate advocate for both Southern unity
and women's rights
Behind your unwavering smile
Smoldered a cunning and lust for blood
matched only by rabid grizzlies and wounded giant squid

O Biden!
I miss your orange companionship
I feel like Nick Cage in Face/Off
when his bro falls through that skylight
That sucked
How can I go on fighting now?
How can I go on fighting now?
When I feel I am only biding my time until death

Biden, my brother in arms
Felled by a lucky trade-in
I could not save you
And now I stand,
alone